Well, someone had to say it, and these pens aren't holding back. 🖋️✨
If your office vibes range from "barely holding it together" to "complete chaos," we’ve found your new favorite desk accessory. Meet our Profane Days of the Week bamboo pen set—the only writing instruments honest enough for the modern work week.
The Weekly Lineup:
Monday: Mother F*cking Monday
Tuesday: What a Twat Tuesday
Wednesday: Have a Wank Wednesday
Thursday: Thundercunt Thursday
Friday: Thank F*ck It's Friday
Saturday: Sh*t Show Saturday
Sunday: Suck a Dick Sunday
Why You Need These:
Eco-Friendly (Sort of): Made from sustainable bamboo, so you can save the planet while ruining the HR department's day.
Smooth Writing: They actually write beautifully, which is more than we can say for most Mondays.
The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for that coworker who uses "per my last email" as a weapon, or your bestie who has zero filter.
Aesthetic AF: Sleek wood finish meets bold, colorful typography.
Warning: Not responsible for any accidental usage during board meetings, parent-teacher conferences, or parole hearings.
